I'm Aria (Camille) Machinski,
a writer, actress, comedian, student,
and social media manager
based in Chicago, IL. 

 

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HOMETOWN: 
Toledo, Ohio

CURRENT CITY:
Chicago, Illinois

TRAINING:
BA in Comedy Writing & Performing
Minor in Writing for Television
Columbia College Chicago
(yes, I really paid private school tuition for a degree in jokes)
(jokes on me now)

RIGHT NOW? 
I'm working towards an Masters Degree in Film and Television
at DePaul University in Chicago, Illinois.

ONE DAY? 
I hope to write, act and direct film and television
in sunny Los Angeles.

LIKES: 
Writing, performing, reading biographies, pasta, memes, matcha candy, Trader Joe's, free
samples, giraffes, the number seven, cheese, throw pillows, elotes, 
extra whipped cream, well-fitting bras, eating Whole Foods hot bar mac and cheese without paying for it,
intersectional feminism, getting myself deep in a YouTube rabbit hole,
Orion Carloto, stealing free tampons from the
SoulCycle bathroom, soft blankets, Netflix Original Series',
fighting with the racists that never left my hometown on Facebook, 
pretending I'm interested in trying the Whole 30 diet,
creeping on my high school friends' Pinterest boards just to see what they're really up to these days.

DISLIKES: 
Raisins, the Cisnormative Heteronormative Imperialist
White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy, Amy Schumer's The Leather Special.

FAVORITE FUNNY LADIES: 
Mindy Kaling, Aubrey Plaza, Jenny Slate, Illana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson,
Ellen Degenres, Tig Notaro, 
Kristin Wig,  Maya Rudolph, Amy Poheler, Tina Fey.

COMEDY DAD(DY): Steve Carrell.

IF YOU'RE SUCH A ~*COMEDIAN,*~ WHERE CAN I SEE YOU BEING FUNNY? 
Sometimes you can catch me performing at The Second City! 
I often post updates on upcoming shows via my Instagram story: @ariacamillle


THANKS X 100,000,000 FOR READING THIS FAR! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS,
FEEL FREE TO SEND A CARRIER PIGEON OR EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT MY WAY.  
OR IF ALL ELSE FAILS, SHOOT ME AN OLD-FASHIONED EMAIL AT HELLO@ARIACAMILLE.COM