I'm Aria (Camille) Machinski,
a blogger, actress, comedian, writer, student,
and social media manager (in other words, a busy girl)
based in Chicago, IL.
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I'm a college student pursuing a degree in Comedy Writing & Performance
with a minor in Writing for TV with a boyfriend and a hedgehog.
I hope to write, act and direct in film and television
in sunny Los Angeles with a husband and a french bulldog.
Writing, performing, reading biographies, pasta, matcha candy, Trader Joe's, free
samples at Costco, giraffes, the number seven, cheese, Chance the Rapper, throw pillows, elotes,
extra whipped cream, well-fitting bras, eating Whole Foods hot bar mac and cheese without paying for it,
intersectional feminism, watching those 73 question vogue interviews on youtube, poké, looking at people's
kickstarters but never actually donating because I'm #broken, the free tampons in the
SoulCycle bathroom, Dyson hand dryers, soft blankets, Netflix Original Series',
fighting with the racists that never left my hometown on Facebook,
pretending I'm interested in trying the Whole 30 diet
How catchy The Chainsmokers are, raisins, the Cisnormative Heteronormative Imperialist
White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy, Amy Schumer's The Leather Special.
FAVORITE FUNNY LADIES:
Mindy Kaling, Aubrey Plaza, Jenny Slate, Illana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson,
Ellen Degenres, Tig Notaro,
Kristin Wig, Maya Rudolph, and of course,
om & Mom: Amy Poheler And Tina Fey.
COMEDY DAD(DY): Steve Carrell.
WAT DA HECK IS THIS BLOG FOR?
ariacamille.com (formerly known as clumsy and company) is a lifestyle and fashion blog that
was 1. born out of my obsession with bloggers and making my friends take photos of me in front of
colorful walls for Instagram, and 2. a way for me to express myself
through writing, as well as a place to represent myself professionally on the internet.
IF YOU'RE SUCH A ~*COMEDIAN,*~ WHERE CAN I SEE YOU BEING FUNNY?
Sometimes you can catch me performing at The Second City!
I often post updates on upcoming shows via my Instagram story: @clumsyandco
THANKS X 100,000,000 FOR READING THIS FAR! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, FEEL FREE TO SEND A CARRIER PIGEON OR EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT MY WAY. OR IF ALL ELSE FAILS, SHOOT ME AN OLD-FASHIONED EMAIL AT ARIAMACHINSKI@GMAIL.COM ♡