I'm Aria (Camille) Machinski, a writer, actress, comedian, student, and social media manager based in Chicago, IL.
ABOUT ME PAGES ARE BORING, SO LET'S DO THIS LIKE THOSE FUN FACT PAGES ABOUT CONTESTANTS ON THE BACHELOR INSTEAD.
HOMETOWN: Toledo, Ohio
CURRENT CITY: Chicago, Illinois
TRAINING: BA in Comedy Writing & Performing Minor in Writing for Television Columbia College Chicago (yes, I really paid private school tuition for a degree in jokes) (jokes on me now)
RIGHT NOW? I'm working towards an Masters Degree in Film and Television at DePaul University in Chicago, Illinois.
ONE DAY? I hope to write, act and direct film and television in sunny Los Angeles.
LIKES: Writing, performing, reading biographies, pasta, memes, matcha candy, Trader Joe's, free samples, giraffes, the number seven, cheese, throw pillows, elotes, extra whipped cream, well-fitting bras, eating Whole Foods hot bar mac and cheese without paying for it, intersectional feminism, getting myself deep in a YouTube rabbit hole, Orion Carloto, stealing free tampons from the SoulCycle bathroom, soft blankets, Netflix Original Series', fighting with the racists that never left my hometown on Facebook, pretending I'm interested in trying the Whole 30 diet, creeping on my high school friends' Pinterest boards just to see what they're really up to these days.
DISLIKES: Raisins, the Cisnormative Heteronormative Imperialist White Supremacist Capitalist Patriarchy, Amy Schumer's The Leather Special.
IF YOU'RE SUCH A ~*COMEDIAN,*~ WHERE CAN I SEE YOU BEING FUNNY? Sometimes you can catch me performing at The Second City! I often post updates on upcoming shows via my Instagram story: @ariacamillle
THANKS X 100,000,000 FOR READING THIS FAR! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, FEEL FREE TO SEND A CARRIER PIGEON OR EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT MY WAY. OR IF ALL ELSE FAILS, SHOOT ME AN OLD-FASHIONED EMAIL AT HELLO@ARIACAMILLE.COM